February 5th Jokes

* I will never forget the wonderful evening my wife and I spent at home. We had a dinner at home and did the dishes together and we even sang a couple of songs together, when we tired of that, we walked in the moonlight hand in hand. It was so wonderful I longed for more evenings like that, but it was not to be because early the next morning there was a knock on the door and in came a man to change everything,    The cable repairman.

@ I was working in Seattle, where it’s constantly overcast. When I went online for the five day forecast it said: “Duh!”

Since the end of “Stop and Frisk” in New York City, every rainbow has an empty pot of gold at the end of it with a chalk outline of a dead leprechaun.