February 5th Jokes

I was working in Seattle, where it’s constantly overcast. When I went online for the five day forecast it said: “Duh!”

Since the end of “Stop and Frisk” in New York City, every rainbow has an empty pot of gold at the end of it with a chalk outline of a dead leprechaun.

How is playing the bagpipes like throwing a javelin blindfolded? You don’t have to be very good to get people’s attention.