February 8 Humor

* My mother said,   “Every time you do a good deed here on earth like a boy scout, you store up treasures for yourself in heaven” which means Mother Teresa has a beachfront mansion and I’m up to a box of milk duds and a Pez dispenser.

# Why do violins seem smaller than violas? Actually, they are the same size, but the violinist have bigger heads.

@ My wife, Diane, was chatting with her brother, Charles, a business executive who had retired last year. While discussing the joys of his new leisure time, Charles remarked that he had been compelled to give up skiing, a sport he enjoyed for many years.   “Afraid of injuries?” Diane asked.    “Well, now I am”, he responded. “Before, I could drag a cast into work and still do my job, but now I’d be messing up my golf game.”