* The boy scout leader gave instructions to his troops going on a camp out. If you get lost at night let the sky be your guide. Walk towards the glow in the sky that will be the closest shopping center.
@ My wife, Diane, was chatting with her brother, Charles, a business executive who had retired last year. While discussing the joys of his new leisure time, Charles remarked that he had been compelled to give up skiing, a sport he enjoyed for many years. “Afraid of injuries?” Diane asked. “Well, now I am”, he responded. “Before, I could drag a cast into work and still do my job, but now I’d be messing up my golf game.”
# Why do violins look smaller than violas? Because they’re really the same size, but the violinist’s heads are bigger.