February 8th Jokes

* The boy scout leader gave instructions to his troops going on a camp out. If you get lost at night let the sky be your guide. Walk towards the glow in the sky that will be the closest shopping center.

* My mother said,   “Every time you do a good deed here on earth like a boy scout you store up treasures for yourself in heaven.” Which means Mother Teresa has a beachfront mansion and I’m up to a box of milk duds and a Pez dispenser.

# Why are violins smaller than violas? Because they’re really the same size, but the violinist had bigger heads.