February 9th Jokes

* Two senior farmers were talking over the fence. The first neighbor said, “I sure don’t think much of the weather prophet the government’s got on the radio, do you?”   “Well let’s not do any complaining about it. Just think how bad it would be if the government started regulatin’ the weather instead of just predictin’ it.”

You know you’ve been unemployed too long if you text you friends during an interview.

@ Did you hear about the Minnesotan that won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.