February 9th Jokes

* Minister: I’m sorry I didn’t see you at church yesterday, Fergus. Fergus: “Well you see the weather was so bad it was not fit to turn out a dog, but I sent my wife, sir.”

@ Did you hear about the Minnesotan that won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.

You know you’ve been unemployed too long if you text you friends during an interview.