Happy, More Gooder, New Year

Happy, More Gooder, New Year

Here are some thoughts from around the country that might spark conversation on your first day back to work:

At the beginning of last year I made a New Year’s resolution to lose 10 pounds …
… Only 15 more to go!

I love it when they drop the ball in Times Square …
… It’s a nice reminder of what I did all last year.

My New Year’s resolution for 2020 is to not do things prematurely.
So far it’s going well.

My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are.

My New Year’s resolution is to break my New Year’s resolutions.
That way I succeed at something!

The trouble with making any New Year’s resolutions is that if you stick to them, you become impossible to live with.