He just wanted to “Get Away”

He just wanted to “Get Away”

The California teenager who survived a 5 1/2 hour flight to Hawaii in the wheel well of a Boeing 767 was “just a runaway kid with a bad idea,” FBI Special Agent Tom Simon says. When he got to Hawaii it took a while for him to come to and some how he dropped out of the wheel well to the tarmack and after a couple of tries at getting up, he tried to walk away before being arrested. While he seems to be physically OK, he may be grounded for a while.

Fat people from the islands don’t get muffin tops when wearing tight jeans. They get Hawaiian Rolls.

Did you hear about the new sushi bar on Honolulu’s Bishop Street that caters exclusively to lawyers? It’s called Sosumi.

This volcano eruption on Hawaii is clearly proof that the Gods are unhappy with the copious amounts of Spam the Hawaiians eat.

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?