Indigenous Politicians Day
Yesterday the banks and the post office were closed to celebrate an Indian tribe to be named later. Christopher Columbus actually discovered the new world so you could live in America on October 12, 1492. Chris has taken the rap for going the wrong way and not knowing where he was and he still got his own holiday for decades. It seems only fair for us to recognize the “lost” politicians of the last year. So here is our version of equity explorers on a troubled sea.
- The Lost Border– Pursuing their goals of adding 3 million new illegals to the 20 or so million in the country, the party in power fantasizes they will guide all these lost, poor, abused, sick, uneducated people to vote the Dem’s into power forever. So far, while they have upped the amount of fentanyl and covid carriers in the country…polling says even the legal Hispanics are against the plan.
- Afghanistan – These guys who took all the responsibility for the biggest foreign policy embarrassment in American history and gave our sworn enemies thousands of American prisoners to ransom. Your elected politicians still trying to find their way with the terrorists to get women and gay’s running Afghan government.
- COVID Vaccine mandates – Following the example of Vlad and President Xi, the government types have started a war with their own citizens to prove are driving the boat. Fearing they will lose power and prestige if citizens are allowed to think and act for their own good, they are trying to break the compass. Apparently, Blacks, Southwest Airlines employees and 20% of the country would rather fight than trust their lives to politicians.
- Gas/ Energy Prices- You may have heard that the old, old left is trying to scare you in the belief that the world will end with global warming. Your politicians will remove that fear this winter. Thanks to them closing the pipelines, stopping drilling and believing their own alternative energy propaganda, we see record gasoline prices now. California is turning off electricity and the highest cost of heating ever is projected this winter.
- Defund the police – You may recall that police were abusing citizens all summer just because they were burning, looting and beating passersby. Many of our largest city mayors have struck back, seizing control of the ship, cutting police budgets in order to improve the take and the homicide scores of the Black Lives Matter folks. This has been presented as Equity, Diversity and Inclusion, but families of dead inner-city children, taxpayers and people without private security are not amused.
These are the highlights of your current indigenous politicians. But wait! There is more to come as these intrepid socialist explorers scramble to find new ways to prove how much better and smarter than you they are.
Trust me. I’m with the government
What do you get it you ask a politician to tell ‘the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
3 different answers.
A POLITICIAN visited a village and asked what their needs were
”We have 2 basic needs, sir,” replied the villager.
“Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s not the doctor.”
On hearing this, the politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day.
He then asked about the second problem.
“Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.”
100 politicians walked into a bar…
… and nothing got done.
A politician uses statistics like a drunk uses a streetlight.
For support, rather than illumination.
October 12th Birthdays
1950 – Susan Anton, 1975 – Marion Jones, 1992 – Taylor Horn, 1977 Christie Kerr
1993 – Josh Hutcherson, 1968 – Hugh Jackman, 1970 – Kirk Cameron, 1986 – Tyler Blackburn