January 14 Humor

* “I see by the paper that the concert you attended last night was a tremendous success.” “Yes, I guess so, I had no idea I was enjoying it so much at the time.”

@ The guilt ridden husband approached his wife, breaking the long silence after an argument. “You know dear I have been thinking over our argument.” “Well”? she snapped, looking away from the TV. He meekly replied , “I have decided to admit I was wrong and agree with you,” She said, “That will not do you any good, I have changed my mind.”

@ I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.