January 14th Jokes

@ The guilt ridden husband approached his wife, breaking the long silence after an argument. “You know dear I have been thinking over our argument.” “Well?” she snapped, looking away from the TV. He meekly replied , “I have decided to admit I was wrong and agree with you,” She said, “That will not do you any good, I have changed my mind.”

@ I would kill for a Nobel peace prize.

A blonde had just given birth to triplets. Her friend had told her to call her as soon as the baby was born. So the new mother called her pal immediately and asked her to come right over.  As soon as the friend saw the babies she shrieked, “They’re adorable!”  “Hmmm,” the blonde said, “I know, it’s difficult to pick which one I should keep.”