January 17 Humor

* A Scotsman decked out in his clan tartan stood on the train platform in Dublin when another Scot came along and inquired, “Where are you bound for?”   “I am going to Kilarney for me honeymoon.” said the young man. “Where is your wife then?”  “I’m no takin her,” said the bridegroom, “She has been there before, so I left her home.”

@ A man and wife were shopping and the woman insisted that he stop at the drug store so she could get some coloring for her hair. The hubby asked, “When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff and  just let your hair go gray like Barbara Bush?” She replied, “The day you are inaugurated.”

@ My wife complains her hair has better body than I do.