January 18 Humor

* An American was hit by a car in Australia. The ambulance took him to the hospital. When he came to He asked the nurse, “Was I brought here to die?” She responded, “No, you were brought here yesterdie.”

@ Everything is changing again. The public is taking their comedians seriously and think their politicians are a joke.

* The warden had a meeting with the residents of the penitentiary and announced, “Well boys, have been the warden her for ten years now and I would like to have a little party, what do you guys suggest?”  The inmates responded, “An open house.”