January 19 Humor

* Teaching freshman English at college in New York I have very strict about grammar and punctuation. One day as we read the works of the modern poet, a young woman seemed puzzled. “How come he uses capital letters in the middle of the sentence and misspells some of the words? She asked. “That’s called poetic license,” I explained. “Oh,” she replied. “How can I apply for one.”

@ You know technology has passed you by when you have a power outage and nothing you own is blinking.