January 23 Humor

* A man was visiting the northern peninsula of Michigan talk with one of the farmers of the region. He said, “It must get really, really cold up here in the winter, I don’t see how you can stand to be in the cold and dark for so many months.” The farmer answered, “We don’t even try anymore, We go South for the winter.” “Oh, you go to Florida?” “No, said the Farmer,  “to Cleveland.”

@ Our yard was a gathering spot for our five children’s friends. One summer night we all played hide-and-seek and had so much fun we lost track of time. Unknown to me, a police officer had cruised by and noticed my 16-year-old daughter running, then ducking into the shadows. The officer stopped her and asked if she knew how late it was. He demanded to know where her parents were. Well, she replied, “Mom is up in that tree, and I haven’t found dad yet.”

@ A woman went to the police station to report her husband as a missing person. She described him as 29 years old, tall, dark and handsome. The officer taking the report said, “I know your husband he is 48, short and dumpy.” The woman responded, “Yes he is, but who would want him back.”