January 25th Jokes

* How many presidents does it take to change a lightbulb, none they only promised change.

@ I called a friend of mine who had just moved to the islands. Within a couple of sentences, I realized she was pretty much down in the dumps. I asked what was wrong, she replied. “I am having a tropical depression.”

“How lovely you look, my dear,” gushed the wedding guest to the bride. And then she whispered, “What ever happened to the ditzy blonde your husband used to date?” The bride replied, “I dyed my hair.”