January 26 Humor

“My good man,” said the dentist. “You don’t have to pay me now.” “Pay you?” said the patient. “I’m not paying you, I am counting my money before you knock me out.”

* A patient at the dental office where I was a receptionist stopped by my desk to pay her bill. She began rummaging through her purse, as so many patients did when they had a check to write. “Do you need a pen?” I asked, offering her the use of mine. “Yes, thank you,” she replied. She took the pen, put it in her purse and proceeded to pay in cash.

@ My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open and he murmured, “You’re beautiful.” Then later, I continued reading and he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, “you’re cute.”    “What happened to beautiful?” I asked him.    “The drugs are wearing off,” he replied.