January 27th Jokes

* Name calling and profanity are not tolerated at our Texas junior high school so I was concerned when a student complained that another student had called him the “E” word.  I couldn’t even think of one. “What E word did he call you?”  I asked. He lowered his face voice and eyes and muttered, “idiot”.

One member of the bridge club was wearing a gold locket on a chain around her neck. “That’s lovely,” another player said. “Do keep a more memento in it?”  “I have a lock of my husband’s hair,” replied the first woman. “Oh, but your husband is still alive.” “Yes”, said the first lady, “but his hair is gone.”

Woman to the marriage counselor: “I would have brought my husband, but we would just end up arguing.”