January 3 Humor

“Mommy, can I swim out to where the waves are breaking,” asked the little girl. Mother shook her head firmly and said, “No.”   “Please,” she begged. “Daddy is swimming out there.”   “I know, darling, but he is insured.”

Life expectancy  would be lengthened and waistlines shrunken if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

* Did you see in the Sharper Image Catalog they have a new Cricket watch that will never need batteries. It has a Swiss movement and keeps great time. You just have to wind it every day.