January 30th Jokes

* When I was a kid we always played cowboys and Indians, and I was always the Indian. Today I have my own casino.

@ Crime must pay otherwise so many politicians wouldn’t be seeking reelection.

New York Representative Michael Grimm threatened to “break” a reporter and throw him off a balcony after President Obama’s State of the Union address Tuesday night. The reporter was not worried. He responded,  “When is the last time a congressman ever kept his promise?”