January 4th Jokes

Omar was on the operating table waiting surgery and he insisted that his son, renowned surgeon, perform the operation. He was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. “Yes, Dad, what is it?” “Don’t be nervous son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.”

My husband had reluctantly agreed to come shopping with me. But when he found himself stuck in the lingerie section while I tried on one garment after another, he regretted his decision impatient and bored, he asked the sales clerk, “is there anything in this store for men?” “Sir, she said, “everything in this store is for men.”

* Working as a stockman one of my least favorite jobs was cleaning up spills in the store. One time, I got paged to clean up at one of the registers. As I worked with my pail and mop I noticed a lady just staring at the whole procedure with a slight smile. I asked her, “May I help you?” ‘Oh, no” she said with a laugh, “I just love to watch men mop.”