January 5th Jokes

@ For several years, my job was to answer all of your phone calls and mail concerning the daytime television soap operas our company produced. One day a woman called wanting medical advice from an actor who portrayed a doctor on one of the shows. I explained that the man wasn’t a real doctor couldn’t help her. After a moment of shocked silence, the woman replied indignantly, “No wonder it takes his patients months to recover.”

A man brought his three sons aged 3 , 5, and 8 to the hardware store Saturday morning and walked around somewhat bewildered.  I asked, “May I help you find something?”  He responded, “I know I need something else, but I can’t remember, what it is.”  Then he called his boys around him and asked, “OK guys, besides the bed and the bathroom door, what else did you break this week? ”

I’m trying to decide whether to have children or not to have them. My time is running out. I know I want to have them while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.