January 8 Humor

* I do not know that we will ever have a cure for poverty, but by the way taxes are going up and business is going down we seem to have discovered the cure for wealth.

* We cannot bring prosperity by discouraging thrift. We cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. We cannot help small men by tearing down big men. We cannot help the poor by punishing the rich. We cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. We cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than our income. Abe Lincoln.

@ A woman borrowed a DVD from the Memphis library and brought it back the next day. She indignantly complained to the clerk, “I got this movie about the “King and I” and there nothing in there about Elvis at all.”