January 8th Jokes

* I do not know that we will ever have a cure for poverty, but by the way taxes are going up and business is going down we seem to have discovered the cure for wealth.

@ A convenience store robber in Charlotte, North Carolina, was making his getaway after successfully emptying the till when the mask he was wearing shifted and blocked his vision. The men had chosen a full face Elvis Presley mask to wear to the holdup after he got the money in his hands he must’ve gotten “all shook up.” He stumbled around and eventually ran for the door and slammed into the door frame knocking himself unconscious.

@ A woman borrowed a DVD from the Memphis library and brought it back the next day. She indignantly complained to the clerk, “I got this movie about the “King and I” and there nothing in there about Elvis at all.”