Joey the cat saves the house

Joey the cat saves the house

Scott White of Portugal Cove, Newfoundland said he went to sleep Sunday morning around midnight after setting some onions in the slow cooker to make jam. Around 4:30 a.m., Scott said Joey, his cat, woke him up to let him know a slow cooker was on fire. “Usually, Joey doesn’t bother us when we sleep, but I could sense him pacing around the bed and I woke up with a paw on my face.” White got up and saw the kitchen filling up with smoke from the slow cooker. “There was a lot of haze in the kitchen.  Our puppy was always in the window growling at people, so we thought he’d be a good watchdog.” Instead, the pooch slept through the entire incident. “I guess we found out the real hero is the cat.”


Heroic Humor

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped up and yelled, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.

The internet is so full of people making up fake stories for fake internet points that no one is giving any credit to the real heroes anymore…
Like me, who just yesterday beat up a volcano

If I’m being subjective, I’d say that the greatest hero in Science Fiction is “Doctor Who.”
But if I’m being completely objective… I’d say it’s “Doctor Whom.”

Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn’t know what group to join…
She’s still deciding whether to be an Ex-man or a Trans-former