July 12 Humor

* A mother and daughter were riding in a cab through New York City and the daughter noticed some scantily clad women loitering on a street corner. “Mommy”, the little girl asked, “What are all those ladies doing”?   “They’re waiting for their husbands to come home from work”, the mother replied. “Come on lady,”   cabbie interjected, “tell her the truth”. Their hookers”. After a stunned silence, the daughter piped up, “Mommy, do hookers have children”? “Of course”, the mother replied. “Where do you think cab drivers come from?”

* A man asked a cabbie to take him across town to the west side. Off the taxi flew, darting into busy traffic, making precarious two wheel turns and changing lanes a dozen times a minute. “Please be careful”, the passenger pleaded, holding on to the seat. “I have 10 children at home”. The cabbie answered, “You have 10 kids and you’re telling me to be careful.”

* An inept burglar figured he had too much loot from a Connecticut apartment to carry down the street so he called for a cab  and no one came to get him, he called again and waited, and again and again. Before the cab got there the police did and arrested him with the goods. “He complained to the cops as he went to jail, I will never call that cab company again”.