July 10 Humor

* What do the bottom of the Coke bottles in Poland say?  Open other end.

% When my niece’s coworker Alice began a job as a government preschool counselor, she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of the playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other end of the field Alice approached her and asked if she was all right, the girl said she was. A little while later, however, Alice noticed the girl was in the same spot, still all by herself. Approaching again, Alice offered, “Would you like me to be your friend?” The girl hesitated then said okay. sensing she was making progress Alice then asked, “Why you standing here all alone?” “Because,” the little girl said with great exasperation, “I am the goalie.”

@ Prof. asked his class, “What is the difference between electricity and lightning?” A student replied,  “We don’t have to pay for lightning.”