July 12 Humor

* An inept burglar figured he had too much loot from a Connecticut apartment to carry down the street so he called for a cab  and no one came to get him, he called again and waited, and again and again. Before the cab got there the police did and arrested him with the goods. “He complained to the cops as he went to jail, I will never call that cab company again.”

* A man asked a cabbie to take him across town to the west side. Off the taxi flew, darting into busy traffic, making precarious two wheel turns and changing lanes a dozen times a minute. “Please be careful,” the passenger pleaded, holding on to the seat. “I have 10 children at home”. The cabbie answered, “You have 10 kids and you’re telling me to be careful.”

@ My school was so tough, that the kids had school pictures taken, one from the front and one from the side.