July 13 Humor

@ Diamond is one of the hardest substances know to man – especially to get back.

@ My husband, Mike, and I had several stressful months of financial difficulties. So one evening I was touched to see him gazing wistfully wistfully at the diamond wedding ring that symbolized our marriage.  I began speaking  romantically, “with this ring…”We could pay off Visa,”  he responded.

Two beggars were sitting outside Tivoli fountain in Rome. One beggar had his hat in front of him decorated with a crucifix. The other had a hat in front of him, with a Star of David. People are walking by, and they’re all putting their donations into the hat with a crucifix. A priest walks by, he sees the two of them sitting there, and he says, “My good man this is a Catholic city no one’s going to put money in a hat with a Star of David as a matter of fact most Catholics and Christians in this city will probably donate extra to the hat with the crucifix.” The beggar with a Star of David turns to the other and says, “Moshe, look who’s trying to tell the Cohen brothers about marketing.”