July 19th Humor

Did you know Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz could have gone back home —- she did have a debit card with her. But there were no banks in Oz, that’s why she kept wandering, looking around, crying out “ATM! ATM!”

“What was your last job?” the interviewer asked. “I cleaned out the bank.” the interviewer asked, “Were you the cleaning lady or the president?”

At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of August 12th last, at approximately midnight, in the locale known generally as Lover’s Lane, did the defendant have sexual relations with you?”  “Yes,” whispered the girl, her head bowed.  “And on that occasion, to the best of your knowledge, did the defendant have a climax?” the lawyer continued. “Oh no,” she replied, “I’m pretty sure he had one of them real fancy Jaguars.”