July 20 Humor

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench one night talking and one says to the other “Which do you think his farther away Florida or the moon?” The other Blond turns and says ‘Hellooooo, can you see Florida?”

@ A banker approaches the pearly gates sweating and struggling with a very heavy suitcase. St. Peter greets him and says “Set down the suitcase and, come on in.” “No way barks the banker, I have to bring it in with me.” “What could possibly be in the suitcase that is so important you brought it into eternity with you”? asked Peter. The banker opens the suitcase to reveal 50 gold bricks. Saint Peter’s jaw drops open and he asks, “you brought pavement?”

It must be a thrill for the astronauts to be up there in outer space: there’s nothing but you and taxes the national debt and knowing that everything that’s supporting you was supplied by the lowest bidder.