July 21 Humor

* A customer at a home improvement store placed an electric drill on the counter along with a $100 bill while the clerk was ringing up the sale the man pulled out a gun and demanded all the cash in the register. The clerk quickly obliged giving the man the entire contents of the drawer which was $95. The crook took the money and fled the store. Sounds like a successful robbery right? Well, it would’ve been if the man had not left his original hundred dollar bill and the drill on the counter. Think the clerk should be allowed to keep the five dollars as a tip?

* A man entered a restaurant at closing time, pushed the gun in the cook’s face, demanded all the money and 10 hamburgers to go. The cook explained that the grill was turned off it and would take 10 minutes for it to heat up enough to start cooking. He said he was hungry and would wait. A passerby saw the robbery in progress and alerted the police, two all beef paddy wagons came.

@ The drill sergeant looked over his next sad batch of recruits and decided to use a little reverse psychology on them. He bellowed, “I have an easy job for the laziest recruit here. Will the laziest man step forward.”  With that all but one of the platoon took a giant step forward. The sarge went up to the recruit and asked, “Why didn’t you step up like all the other guys?”  The rookie was ready, he said, “Too much trouble.”