July 21 Humor

* A young couple after only a few weeks of marriage received an exciting gift. They were given tickets to a ball game, with the notation “Guess who gave these to you.’  They searched their brains and queried their friends, but could not figure out who bought the tickets. They made a night of it thought with dinner and the game, but coming home they found their home ransacked and many of the wedding gifts stolen. On the table was a note, “Now you know who gave you the tickets.”

 @ A banker approaches the pearly gates sweating and struggling with a very heavy suitcase. St. Peter greets him and says “Set down the suitcase and, come on in.” “No way barks the banker, I have to bring it in with me.” “What could possibly be in the suitcase that is so important you brought it into eternity with you?” asked Peter. The banker opens the suitcase to reveal 50 gold bricks. Saint Peter’s jaw drops open and he asks, “you brought pavement?”

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench one night talking and one says to the other “Which do you think is farther away Florida or the moon?” The other Blond turns and says ‘Hellooooo, can you see Florida?”