July 22nd Humor

* Here’s the case of a 25-year-old would-be robber who made several mistakes in his attempt to hold up a 7-11 store in Shoreline, Washington.  His first mistake was wearing a black ski mask perched on top of his head instead of over his face. Then he couldn’t figure out how to open the cash register, during his frantic button pushing marathon he accidentally triggered the silent alarm brought the police to the store and him into jail.

* What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? “Homeless.”