July 24th Humor

With today’s focus on exercising, I tried to talk my husband into joining me on a 20 minute walk each night. One evening after reading an article called, “Brighten your sex life,” I felt I had a new argument to present. I told my husband, according to what I read, if you just walked 20 minutes a day it would improve his sex life. He replied, “Who do I know that is 20 minutes away?”

* Two senior men were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room. One man turned to the other as they stared at the overhead TV screen and said, “I used to watch Golf all the time on TV, but the doctor said I needed more exercise, so now I watch tennis.”

My husband is so old he remembers Eve when she was just a rib.