July 25th Humor

A friend of mine took a cruise just a few days after completing a first aid and CPR course. One night he was getting ready for dinner when he heard the woman in the next cabin yell, “Oh No, don’t die on me now.” That was followed by slapping sounds. Since he was now a skilled life saver he immediately went to her cabin door to save her struggling room mate. Just as he was about to pound on the door and burst in as the hero, he heard the distinctive sound of hair dryer starting up and the sigh of the lady in distress. He just went back to his cabin.

I almost forgot to update my Facebook status that I’d been to the gym. What a waste of a workout that would have been!

When I was kid, my social network was called “outside”.