July 26th Humor
The FDA ruled that trans fats, the main ingredient in junk food, have to be off the shelves within three years. Great, just as they’re legalizing marijuana, they’re destroying junk food.
Oregon State football practice was delayed yesterday for two hours. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Dennis Erickson immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
* The government is really cracking down to get more revenue: yesterday I got a letter with postage due from the IRS.