July 27 Humor

@ A haggard man walked into the psychiatrist’s office tore open a cigarette and stuffed the loose tobacco up his nose.  The doctor watched and commented, “I can see that you really need me.”   The man responded, “I sure do, Doc have you got a light.”

Many smokers, it is true, die of lung cancer, but anti smoking Nazis die of stress related heart attacks..

This help-wanted ad was rejected as discriminatory by a British job center. Try to spot the problem: “Domestic cleaner required for local hospital. Must be fluent in English for health and safety reasons. Previous experience preferred. Must be reliable and hard-working.”
Give up? The offending line was the last, “must be reliable and hard-working.” The reason? They could be sued for discriminating against unreliable people.