July 27th Humor

A haggard man walked into the psychiatrist’s office tore open a cigarette and stuffed the loose tobacco up his nose.  The doctor watched and commented, “I can see that you really need me.”   The man responded, “I sure do, Doc have you got a light.”

* A ship carrying 4000 Chinese Cheri automobiles sank after colliding with an oil tanker. The  officials calculated the loss of cars at over $3000.

“I’ve really had it with my dog,” said the first guy to his neighbor. “He’ll chase anyone on a bicycle.”  “Hmmm, that is a problem,” said the neighbor. “What are you thinking of doing about it?”  “I Guess the only answer is to confiscate his bike!”