July 28th Humor
@ A man entered a restaurant at closing time, pushed the gun in the cook’s face, demanded all the money and 10 hamburgers to go. The cook explained that the grill was turned off it and would take 10 minutes for it to heat up enough to start cooking. He said he was hungry and would wait. A passerby saw the robbery in progress and alerted the police, two all beef paddy wagons came.
@ A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
# How many lives does a cat having metric countries?
A man visiting his college Alma Mater knocked on the door of a dormitory room. The young man opened the door and the visitor explained this had been his dorm room when he went to college here and he would like to just look around his old haunt. He stood in the middle of the room and said “Same old room, same old furniture, same old view”. Then he went over to the closet and said “same old closet.” He opened the door to see a surprised young lady. The current occupant piped up with, “that is my sister.” The visitor just closed the door and said, “Same old story.”