July 29 Humor

* The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875 if you lived in 1850, you could have sent the bathtub for the next 25 years without having the phone ring once.

* I phoned a friend of mine, but got her answering machine. It said: “Hello, this is you know who and we’re not you know where, so you know, leave a message  when this little you know what, beeps and we will know you called.”

Suzie who was a high school senior was very much impressed with the life of her friend Jill, who was a live-in student at a Californian sea side college. Jill took her high school friend to the various sights around the campus and explained all the advantages and freedoms of college life. She spoke lavishly of the beaches and the parties and all the cute boys on the campus. When they got back to the dorm Jill reminded her visitor to be quiet because her roommates would be studying. She conspiratorially whispered to Suzie, “All they ever do is study. Honestly, I don’t even know why they came here.”