* The trouble with banks is that the person who writes the advertising is not the same one that loans you the money.
* “What was you last job?” the the interviewer asked. “I cleaned out the bank.” the interviewer asked, “Were you the janitor or the president?”
@ There was a senior woman who lost a very precious necklace and collected $1200 for the loss from her homeowners insurance. A couple weeks later she found the necklace and reported it to the insurance company. In her letter she explained that she felt guilty keeping the money and the necklace, so she donated the $1200 to the Red Cross.