July 31st Humor

@ Traveling on a state highway, my husband and I saw toll booth and entrance being ripped up, concrete roadway and all. We asked an attendant is some new convenience was being installed for the travelers. “No way, you know this outfit,” she replied. “Somebody dropped a quarter.”

As a worker at Walt Disney world in Florida one of my jobs was to empty the garbage cans in front of the castle several times a day. One afternoon as I dumped the barrel into my cart I heard a little girl ask her mother, “Who is that lady?”  The mother thought for a minute and answered “Why Honey, that must be Cinderella.”

Q: Why do French People eat snails?  A: Because they don’t like fast food!