July 3rd Humor

* The trouble with banks is that the person who writes the advertising is not the same one that loans you the money.

# A man was telling friends how First Aid classes had prepared him for an emergency. “I saw woman hit by a car” he said. “She had a broken arm, a twisted knee and a skull fracture.” “How horrible.”   “What did you do?” “Thanks to my first aid training I knew just how to handle it. I sat on the curb and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting.”

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf boyfriend. To be honest, I should have seen the signs