July 8th Humor

@ Why is it that people are so delighted and amazed when they see a whale leap from the ocean and crash back into the water, but I do one belly flop in the pool and suddenly I’m a jerk?

Three young ladies went on a little vacation together. They all worked in the same office. They decided to go horseback riding together. Once they were on the trail one of the girls pulled up and said, “Do you realize this horse makes more per hour than I do.”

Q: What do you call a belly dancer with a sword?
A: A veiled threat.