June 11th Humor

@ Women’s liberation will not have been achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she’s attractive to the opposite sex. We read about an absent minded woman driving away and forgetting her husband at the filling station. There are as many men as there are women rushing home from work to prepare dinner.

@ A coworker stormed into my friend’s office yelling, “Did you tell Joan I was a witch?” Stunned, my friend sputtered, “No, I don’t know how she found out.”

# After an uneventful flight, the plane on which I was flight attendant landed at New York’s JFK airport. The captain, new to New York, steered us off the runway, onto the taxiway and stopped then slowly we begin taxiing, first turning to the right, then to the left. Soon the aircraft turned completely around and stopped again. Finally, over the public address system, a confused voice asked, “Does anyone know where gate 25 is?”