* The announcement came to the back of the plane: “This is the Pilot and I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we are lost. The good news is that we have a tail wind and are making great time.”
@ A plumber was hired to fix a leak. He came in with his canvas tool bag and when he opened it, money started flowing out all over the floor. 20’s, 50’s even $100 bills were falling on the floor. The embarrassed plumber stuffed the money back into the bag and started to go back out to the truck, “Can you believe this?” He says disgusted, “I brought in the wrong bag”.
# An East German and a West German were fishing on opposite sides of the river. The West German was pretty steadily pulling in fish after fish wile Communist just watched and wiggled his line occasionally. Finally, he yelled across, “Why are you catching fish after fish and on this side I am not getting a nibble?” The West German thought for a minute and said “Maybe on that side they are afraid to open their mouths”.