June 13 Humor

 * The pool of potential jurors was facing questions from the attorneys and the judge. As they went through the gang the judge asked one man, “If you were picked for this jury, do you think you could follow the instructions?” The man responded.” Yes sir, I have been married for 40 years.”

 * The judge asked the accused, “How could you swindle these good people who trusted you” The perp explained, “Your honor, you cannot swindle people who don’t trust you.”

 * “Haven’t I seen your face before?” The judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.    “You have, your honor,” the man answered hopefully   “I gave your sons violin lessons last winter.” “Yes,” recalled the judge. “20 years.”