June 13th Humor

* The judge asked the accused, “How could you swindle these good people who trusted you” The perp explained, “Your honor, you cannot swindle people who don’t trust you.”

@ The climate change geniuses have finally figured out why Buffalo New York gets so much snow in the winter. They live in exactly the spot where the arctic winds from Northern Canada meets the hot air coming north from Washington DC and turns it to snow to bury Buffalo.

Two men were sitting in a doctor’s office. “What were you in here for? Asked the frist man.  “Circumcision,” came the reply. “I had one of those done the day after I was born,” the first man commented. “Afterward, I couldn’t walk for a year.”